The best way to describe the relationship between a blogger and their blogging, is a relationship between a pregnant woman and her peanut butter’d pickle. It’s an obsessive, compulsive, delightfully thrilling addiction. In fact, if blogging knew it’s rights, it’d probably take a restrainer order out on me. And, Perez Hilton.

I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’ve missed you all. And, well, you complete me.

I’ve taken a long break from the blogging scene. I call it “blogging scene” because, since the time I went out with friends and licked my shirt to find out if the stain on it was baby puke, I don’t get invited to the “bar scene” anymore and, well, it fills that void. Also, it makes me sound popular.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes. My long break. I’m not sure how long it’s been exactly, the thought of doing math right now just seems exhausting so, I’ll just leave it at “long” and you’ll just have to be okay with that. I have 3 kids under the age of 6 and I just got the 9 month old to sleep after fighting with her about it for 2 hours because she didn’t poop her pants today. If you don’t follow, don’t sweat it… you’re either not a parent or the luckiest SOB on the planet. Either way, you’ll get yours.

As much as I love blogging, I hate it, too. It’s like that boyfriend you had in high school that half the time you thought you couldn’t live without but the other half your body was reacting to the fact that you just got your period and your hormones were raging and the dumbass let that slut in homeroom sit on his lap and you just wanted to bash his face in then, before you knew it, you were sitting in front of a shrink thinking that just maybe you didn’t have adhd at all, but instead you were a full blown schizo.

You see, the problem I have with blogging is that my mind is like that ride at the fair where you spin and spin until it eventually ends with you puking all over yourself. I know what I want to blog about – Today. But, tomorrow? It’s something totally different. Until eventually, my blog looks I just got off that spinning ride and turned on the computer.

I enjoy writing and sharing my stories with all of you. I’m going to make it a point to do it more and I hope you stick with me while I do. You know, despite the chunks on your screen.

I guess what I’m trying to say is… I’m baaaaaack.