Yes, I realize that I am a bit late on the “Friday Flip-Offs.” I am, however, a firm believer in “better late than never.” The truth is, I’ve been sick as hell and in a horrible mood. Which, typically wouldn’t stop me from writing one doozie of a ranting post, but quite frankly if I started flipping shit off on Friday, I’d still be writing that same post today.
So, I’ve been a little bitchy… and my husband hasn’t missed an opportunity to point this fact out. Good call on that one, right? ‘Cause there’s nothing that makes a woman in a shitty mood in an even shittier mood than her husband pointing out the fact that she’s in a shitty mood. ‘Course, I already knew my attitude status prior to his decision to throw gas on the already well–lit fire. I’m not sure exactly what it was that tipped me off, maybe the toilet paper balls stuffed so far up my nostrils I had the quilted pattern imprinted on the back of my throat. Then again, I guess it could have been the 6 inch spiked nail it felt as though I had jammed in-between my eyes. Whatever “it” was, or is, today’s flipping is written in dedication of it. ‘Cause “it” deserves one big ass middle finger straight up in the air. So, let the flipping begin… Continue reading
