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	<title>Jennie Funkhouser</title>
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		<title>Panhandling &#8211; What To Tell Your Child About It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 06:15:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How do you explain panhandlers to a child? I&#8217;ve lived in Boise for almost 8 years now and I&#8217;ve never seen the &#8220;Down and Out &#8211; Anything Will Help&#8221; signs like I do now. I can&#8217;t go to the grocery &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/panhandling/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>From The Archive: I Miss You, America</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 05:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I Miss… When ordering fried chicken didn’t earn you a disapproving stare. When treating your child to a happy meal was innocent. When parents were parents and friends were friends. When telling your child “no” without having to offer explanation &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/miss-america-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Normalizing Sex &#8211; Media &amp; Our Youth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 05:33:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[commercials]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does sex have to be so&#8230; public? Adults have sex. Yes, we do. Mom bloggers, we&#8217;ve all had sex. Obviously. Last week I disclosed that I have a new job. What I didn&#8217;t tell you is that my job is &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/normalizing-sex/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mystery Solved &#8211; Obvious Answers To Popular Questions</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 06:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mom Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[promiscuity]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Popular questions. Easy answers. Because some people fail to see the obvious. Today&#8217;s Question: Why are girls behaving more promiscuously, younger and younger, as the decades go by? Answer: Teen idols now&#8230; Teen idols then&#8230; Mystery. Solved. Subscribe to my &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/mystery-solved/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I Want My Man To Take Care Of Me &amp; I Don&#8217;t Feel Bad About It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 06:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mom Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[feminism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men and women are different. And, for good reason. Feminists say that women are capable of doing everything that a man can do. No, we aren&#8217;t. I am a strong, independent, intelligent woman. I am capable of a lot of &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/men-women/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>You Don&#8217;t Need Time Or Money &#8211; End Child Suffering</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 05:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Missing Children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t have the time or money to help.&#8221; That&#8217;s okay, you don&#8217;t have to. There are many ways to contribute to the end of childhood suffering without reaching into your pockets. For example, the next time you find yourself &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/childhood-suffering/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Only Constant Is Change</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 05:46:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I started a new job last week. Well, not really a new job. More like an old job at a new place. The adjustments are taking some getting used to. Not being home with the kids is the biggest one, &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/change/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>God&#8217;s Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 05:09:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[christ]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every now and then the realization of just how small I am hits me. And, when it does, it hits hard. Sometimes I like to sit on my front porch swing and gaze up at the big willow tree standing &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/gods-eyes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Angel Got Her Wings &#8211; Avery Lynn Canahuati</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 04:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mom Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat alone for most of the evening, browsing the internet for a story that inspired me enough to write about it. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that I&#8217;d end my night like this. Curled in a &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/avery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Schools Don&#8217;t Like Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 05:19:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mom Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charge accounts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the days when your mom would slip 2 quarters in the small pocket on the front of your Hello Kitty or Star Wars backpack, pat your bottom, and send you out the door to the bus? Apparently, those days &#8230; <a href="http://modernmamaz.com/lunch-money/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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