Molly – [Mol-ee]
–noun
a female given name, form of Mary or Milicent.
Also, an asshole.
Top ten reasons why my dog is a bitch. You know… aside from the obvious.
1. She will glare a hole through your flesh if you piss her off.
2. She has to have the last word… or, er, bark. No matter what.
3. She hates everyone. EVERYONE.
4. She will poop in your dirty clothes basket if you piss her off.
5. She will poop on your arm if your name is Scott.
6. She refuses to give up her spot. She would rather be sat on then move.
7. Even the two 200 lb Rottweilers across the street pee themselves in fear of her.
8. She’ll take candy from a baby then eat it in front of them.
9. She eats her own poop. To be fair, though, she thinks her shit don’t stank…
10. She HAS to have a fluffy bed outside for sunbathing. Yes. She sunbathes.
