My name is Jennie Funkhouser, I am 27 years old, I have two beautiful children and am expecting our third January 6th. I am short tempered, over emotional, strong willed and too opinionated. I don’t like red meat unless it closely resembles a hockey puck, I insist on recycling, and sometimes I cry for no reason. I bit my toenails until I was in high school, I slept with my blankie until college and I can still put my foot behind my head. I love scented candles, bubble baths, perfume, tacky jewelry and foot rubs.
I am married to Scott, my perfect match and man that can literally fix or build anything.
Hunter, our 4 year old son, has excellent manners and runs 1,000 miles a minute every minute. He loves reading, board games and his bear Bruno.
Our Daughter, Sophie, is 1 1/2 and in to absolutely EVERYTHING. We know now what our friends meant when they said “your second child is gonna be a little devil as good as the first one is.” Sopie keeps us on our toes and our hearts beating in a panic every minute that she is awake. Payback’s a bitch, I guess.
We have a 3 year old Dachshund (i.e. weiner dog) named Molly. Molly is exactly what the guy who said a female dog should be called a “bitch” had in mind. Molly likes 3 people in this world; me, Hunter, and my sister Joslynn.
We live in a mad house located in Boise, Idaho. You know, the potato state. I believe you need a little chaos in your life to keep things interesting. I just took that to the next level. I figure a little chaos equals a little fun. So a LOT of chaos must equal a LOT of fun. Boy, was I right.
For questions and/or comments, you can reach me at Jennie@ModernMamaz.com.
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Oh Henny-Jenny!! you slay me. Green Gram would be sooo laughing at this with you. I know she already knew all this about you, but she loved you anyway! What a kid. Love you, Jen
You are one of the bestest Mommies that I know. And, your kids prove that beyond a doubt.